Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Confusing English language
Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ?? If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
posted by mama tinie @ 1:23 AM
Diri Saya
Name: mama tinieHome: kolompo, muslim, MalaysiaAbout Me: a mother of a beloved daughter, a wife on an IT crazy, devoted daughter to a lovely parent, one crazy sistah, one sincere friend (trust me!)See my complete profile
Sebelum Nie
Lama-Lama Nyer Citer
Sembang Sembang
Selalu Singgah
Tempat Selalu Lepak
Lenlain
